the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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the power to fart mace

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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the power to get blood clots

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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the power of make your leg invisible

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!