The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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to make asians smart

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The power to see through windows

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!