The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!