The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to become a llama.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!