The power to have no powers

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to die at will

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!