The power to fly, but only on the moon

The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

The power to control facial hair of women.

The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

the power to see into the present.

the ability to have children fully grown

The power to make you teeth yellower

The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The power to waste time reading this.

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power to be a bird that can't fly

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to grow your nails longer

The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!