the ability to smell sounds

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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A good Kisser

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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Being a freemason

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The power to write a country song

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The power to die.

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the power to not have superpowers

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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the power to seduce hats

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the ability to lick your own anus

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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penis

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to make asians smart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!