The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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the power to hate nature

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to have no power.

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to dance really well

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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the powre to spel

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!