The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

The ability to smell with your hands

The power to not yawn after someone else does.

The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

The power to be called justin bieber

The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

The power to speak brail.

The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

the power to write only the letter R

The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!