- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

The power to have the strength of 50 old people

The ability to breath, but only in space.

The power to have no power.

The power to speak in braille...

The power to shoot milk through your eyes

The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

The power to get this. Do you get it?

The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

the power to post pointless superpowers.

The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

The ability to find objects in the last place you look

The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

The power to get to the end of Temple Run

The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

Invisibility when people aren't looking.

the powre to spel

The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

Pointless Super Powers