The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!