the ability to post here

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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the power to die

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The power to think salmon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!