- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to sneeze cum

The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

The power to communicate with applesauce.

the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

The power to read all these post's in less then a day

The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

The power to make my own sandwich

the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

The power to have a pointless power.

The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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Pointless Super Powers