The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

The power to slam revolving doors.

The ability to think of a pointless ability.

the ability to post here

The power to summon earthworms

The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

the ability to pee in your own butt.

the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

The power to speak in cursive

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

The power to mind reeds

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!