- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

the power to see the present.

The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

The power to not yawn after someone else does.

The power to read View Terms of Services

The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

The power to pee poop

The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

The power to read all these post's in less then a day

Pointless Super Powers