The power to ride a bike

To have a permanently invisible tounge.

The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

The power to die when you change emotions

The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

The power to open a walnut with your mind

the power to move something right next to you

The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

The power to forget what you were going to say

The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

the power to murder Joey and get away with it

The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

The ability to not come back to life when you die.

The power to have backround music in your life.

the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

The power to tickle your own feet.

The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

The power to look at yourself in third person

The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!