The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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penis

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to be missed when present.

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!