The power to see through bones.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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the power to read captchas

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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Being a freemason

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The power to make cats burp.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!