The power to take away powers but only your own.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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the power to shit bricks

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to have no powers

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!