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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.
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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...
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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.
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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...
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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room
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The power to turn into birdseed
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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.
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the ability to smell sounds
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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies
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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.
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A good Kisser
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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time
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power to fly only in the plane
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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry
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The power to eat anything that is from a plant
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the power of make your leg invisible
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Being a freemason
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The power to write a country song
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the power to not have superpowers
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Crap out everything you're allergic too
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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane
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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.
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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.
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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!