ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to see forever

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to summon earthworms

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!