The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

The power to turn into birdseed

The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

the ability to smell sounds

the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

A good Kisser

The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

power to fly only in the plane

The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

The power to eat anything that is from a plant

the power of make your leg invisible

Being a freemason

The power to write a country song

the power to not have superpowers

Crap out everything you're allergic too

power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!