The power to throw fireballs only under water

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to not exercise.

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The power to make water expire.

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!