- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

The power to smell thoughts.

The power to control dodos

The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

The power to kill yourself with your mind.

The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

The power to be never need to use the bathroom

The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

to make asians smart

The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

The power to turn any edible object brown.

The power to become inverted background color.

The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

Pointless Super Powers