- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to turn wine into water

The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

The power to set money on fire

The power to care for anything and nothing.

The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

The power to see through air

The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

The power to take away powers but only your own.

The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

The ability to reverse your digestive system.

Liam Brudenell

The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

the ability to become black.

The ability to only fart in public

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

Pointless Super Powers