The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The ability to go to hell.

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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Feeling people's depression.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The power to troll.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!