the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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32% Levitation.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to see through pastry..

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!