The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to die but once

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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solar powered night-vision

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the power to always hug people

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!