The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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The ability to only fart in public

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!