The power to summon earthworms

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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A good Kisser

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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Tits for a guy.

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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the power to seduce hats

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!