Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to have no power.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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the power to melt your bones

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!