The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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Lactokinesis

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The power to sweat acid.

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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the power to fail

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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To pee standing up.

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to breath at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!