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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.
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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose
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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.
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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.
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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet
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the power to not own a spacial power!!
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The power to talk to people miles away.
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the power to type without looking at the keyboard
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The power to make dad jokes.
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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.
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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse
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Grass eating
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The power to eat multiple things at a time
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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel
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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.
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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.
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The power to grow fingernails.
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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm
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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.
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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!
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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.
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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.
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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.
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Walk on water, swim in land!
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!