the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

the power to move something right next to you

The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

The power to troll the Internet.

The power to kill yourself with your mind.

The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

The power to grow new teeth.

the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

The power to to think less

The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

The power to f*ck yourself

The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

The power to actually care what these people are writing.

The power to make dad jokes.

Grass eating

The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!