the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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Feeling people's depression.

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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being black

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to be bad at everything

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!