The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to dance really well

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the powre to spel

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!