The power to grow fingernails.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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the power to be really itchy.

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the power to speak only in binary

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!