The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The power to dance really well

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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the power to write on cellophane

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to get foot-boners

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to die

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!