The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to make dad jokes.

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the power to hate nature

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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the power to go into a coma

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!