Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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the power to in power your self

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to take a s*** on people

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!