The power to kill you self.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The power to die on command

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the ability to post here

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to change your mind

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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penis

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!