the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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the power to see through windows

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!