The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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They power to be able to make meth.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to turn any object into food

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to see in black and white.

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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the power to like justin beiber

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!