the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

The power to not be able to get powers

The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

The power to poke

the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

The power to have night vision during the day.

the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

The power to slip on anything.

The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

the power to hate nature

The power to wet yourself at will.

The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

The ability to breath, but only in space.

The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!