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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.
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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.
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The power to wake up and live through school....
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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet
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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.
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spontaneous ejaculation
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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done
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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on
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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.
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Being Aquaman
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The ability to only fart in public
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the ability to become black.
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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.
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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic
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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking
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The power to turn into birdseed
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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room
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The power to waste time reading this.
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The power to watch tv while sleeping
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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?
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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.
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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well
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The power to be dyslexic at will
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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!