The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to die.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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to make asians smart

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!