The power to speak brail.

the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

The power to to think less

the power make the left half of your body invisible.

The power to f*ck yourself

the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

The power to believe that the only way is essex.

The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

The power to actually care what these people are writing.

The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

The power to die when you use the letter e.

The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

the power to go into a coma

The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

the power to grow stings out of your genitals

The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

The power to take away powers but only your own.

TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!