The power to see in black and white.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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Being able to fly in place.

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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the power to talk backwards

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!