The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to die at will

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!