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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!