the power to speak only in binary

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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the power to hate nature

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!