the power to go into a coma

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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Tits for a guy.

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!