The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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the power to control urine

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!