- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn into a pebble

The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

The power to be still until moving or being touched.

The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

The power to have no powers!

The useless power to write about useless powers...

Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

the power to not have a power

The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

The power to buy free things.

The power to eat food

The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

Pointless Super Powers