The power to see through glass

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power to be an alcohoic

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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the power to be powerless

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to control dodos

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!