The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to look at Sun.

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!