The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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Guys, it's over.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to look at Sun.

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!