The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!