The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to think salmon.

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!