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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.
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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane
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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse
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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)
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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t
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The power to think salmon.
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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*
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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.
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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am
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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian
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The power to write fast but only when your hungry
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The power to be never need to use the bathroom
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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.
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The power to speak brail.
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The power to turn any edible object brown.
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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.
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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*
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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.
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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers
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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.
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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.
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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse
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the power to hate nature
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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!