- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to eat anything except for food

To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The ability to only fart in public

The power to a nokia phone.

The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

The power to say something only when you have a mouth

The power to not be able to get powers

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to have night vision during the day.

the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The power to wet yourself at will.

The ability to breath, but only in space.

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

The ability to be a rock

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

Pointless Super Powers