The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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the power to fail at everything you

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!