The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!