The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to take a s*** on people

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!