- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to fly- but only indoors

The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

The power to blame it on the Boogie

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

The power to fly but only when your in space.

the power to sleep through a prison rape

Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

kabloooeeey!!!

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

The power to not exercise.

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

the power tho vomit your poop.

Doing a handstand with your feet

The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

The power to drown on land.

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

Pointless Super Powers