The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!