The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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the power to write comic books

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to die

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to smell people's moods

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!