The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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power to be an alcohoic

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!