- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

Having a 5 second eidetic memory

the ability to fly- but only indoors

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

The power to vomit whenever you want to.

The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

The power to grow your nails longer

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

Nipple Radar.

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

The ability to part...hair.

The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to eat your poop

Pointless Super Powers