The power to summon earthworms

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to grow your nails longer

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power to watch tv

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!