the power to be phone

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The power to see through windows

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!