The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The power to die but once

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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Grass eating

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!