The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to levitate mustard.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to divide by 0

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!