The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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To call me maybe

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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A good Kisser

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The power to eat your poop

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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the power to get married

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!