The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to plank

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!