The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to change your mind

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!