- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

The power to look at Sun.

The power to make clean socks dirty.

The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

The power to change the colour of your right index finger

The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

The power to die using only your mind.

The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

The power to think of the worst superpower.

the power to shit out of your nose

The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

The ability to catch any ilness you want.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to die at will.

The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

Pointless Super Powers