The power to ejaculate

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to be missed when present.

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to lock open doors

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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the power to spell words wrong

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!