The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to start time.

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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the power to not have a power

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The power to eat food

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The power to buy free things.

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!