The power to bleed

The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

A power level of under 9000.

The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

The power to make pointless super powers

The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

The Power to die at will

penis

The power to commit suicide.

The power to forget what you were going to say

Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

The power to accept the terms and conditions

The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!