- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

The ability to be poor for life

The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

The power to fly inside of airplanes

The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

the power to read something without looking at it

The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

Pointless Super Powers