the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The ability to be a rock

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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the power to shit bricks

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!