The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to look TV

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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to die when you are happy

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

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The power to be normal.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The ability to read your own mind

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!