The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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A good Kisser

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!