- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not be able to get powers

the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

The ability to do nothing

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

The power to eat junk food at light speed

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

the power to f**k your family all at once

The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

The power to smell poop

Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

Pointless Super Powers