the power to taste your own spit

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to be pointless!

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!