The power to see into the present

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to to think less

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!