The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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the power die if you think.

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!