The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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power to breathe

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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the power to sugar a limpet

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to change your mind

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!