The power life like a hermit.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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anything Aquaman does

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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Guys, it's over.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!