The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to look TV

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!