The ability to turn into an embryo

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A healing punch

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to see into the present

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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Tits for a guy.

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levi Hahne is gay

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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power to be an alcohoic

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The power to see through glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!