- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

The power to see through air.

The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

the power to finish an all you can eat

the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

the power to jizz money

The power to become black!

The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

The ability to eat anything except for food

The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

The power to cease to exist at birth!

the power to sleep through a prison rape

The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

The power to turn into a pebble

Pointless Super Powers