the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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A good Kisser

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The ability to shrink your penis

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!