The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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the power to hate nature

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to jump faster.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The ability to see into the present.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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the power to fail at life

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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power to breathe

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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A power level of under 9000.

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!