The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to buy free things.

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to have no powers!

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!