The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

The power to fly inside of airplanes

The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

The power to only use yahoo.com

Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

The power to sleep anytime your tired

The power to change your mind

Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!