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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger
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the power to go on this website
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to make asians smart
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The power to turn any edible object brown.
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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife
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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)
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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.
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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose
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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.
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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.
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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.
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The power to die when you use the letter e.
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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.
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the power to win any shit eating contest.
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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.
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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.
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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.
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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.
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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm
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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.
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The power to grow your nails longer
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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done
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The power to take away powers but only your own.
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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!