- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

The power to fly inside of airplanes

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to pick something up and stay the same.

The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

The power to open doors that are already open

The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The power to grow your nails longer

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power to feel pain when ever you want

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

Pointless Super Powers