The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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the power to be phone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!