the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The ability to smell with your hands

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!