The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to learn only at school.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power to go suicide

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!