Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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the power of make your leg invisible

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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the power to see through glass

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to die while dieing

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!