- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not be able to get powers

The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

The power to scare female plants.

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to poke

The power to feel pain when ever you want

The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

The ability to walk slower than everyone else

The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

The ability to money into dog shit.

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

The power to smell you poop after you flushed

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

The ability to breath, but only in space.

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

Pointless Super Powers