The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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the power to fly while under water

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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To pee standing up.

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!