the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to be invisible when singing

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to be normal and average

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!