The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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penis

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The ability to be a rock

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to bleed

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!