the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

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The power to be normal.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to close your nose

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The power to get hard at will.

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power to have no powers

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!