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God tier Waste of Space
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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.
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The power to explode on the moon
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The power to get an erection watching gay porn
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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock
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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song
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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.
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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.
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The power to create shit
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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT
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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers
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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.
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The power to get anything for free but at a cost
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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.
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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.
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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.
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The ability to think of a pointless ability.
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the ability to post here
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The power to look at yourself in third person
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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.
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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.
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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.
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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.
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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!