The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to like any show

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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the power to always hug people

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to watch tv

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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A good Kisser

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to close your nose

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!