The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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the power to melt your bones

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!