The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The ability to clean

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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the power to be powerless

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to eat nandos

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!