The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to see into the present

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to die but once

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to grow your nails longer

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!