The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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the power to melt your bones

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!