The power to start time.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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the power to not have a power

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to buy free things.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to eat food

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!