The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The power to die on command

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the power to make music for deaf people

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the ability to post here

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to eat your poop

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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penis

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!