the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to eat your poop

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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penis

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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power to breathe

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!