- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

The power to run at walk speeds.

The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

The power to take away powers but only your own.

The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

The power to turn cake into poop.

The power to wet yourself at will.

The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

The ability to reverse your digestive system.

the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

the power to breath without thinking about it.

The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

The ability to smell with your hands

the power to run windows on a mac computer

Pointless Super Powers