The power to watch tv

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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the super power to remove your super power

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!