the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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to make asians smart

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.sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop ehT

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to sweat acid.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!