the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to see through air.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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the power to jizz money

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to start time.

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!